So I see ole Steve is all worried about the non-Commie party destroying itself in a Trump-DeSantis war for the ages, thereby allowing Herr Gel - AKA Gavin Newsom - into the White House in a cakewalk. Decorated in a tranny wedding theme no doubt. As an aside, you can thank me for the moniker Herr Gel; yes, it is the single best name for Gavin out there. It’s like a triple entendre. Nuance two and three will kick in shortly.
But allow me to hit this head on: first, Steve’s right that it will be Newsom for the commie party. They’ve fired the death shot at Joe — with the documents — but it’s not a sudden killer heart attack as you get from the vax. No, it’s more like long covid - will just wear ole Joe down so he won’t run in 24. That also takes Kamala out of the “incumbent” seat, so to speak. This is much less messy than taking ole Joe out now - which would force them to do something drastic to Kamala. Now she’ll just be a non-incumbent veep to a failed President.
This is more obvious than Frank Underwood on House of Cards as it is. Trust me, this is the deal.
Now to the other party: the shooting is only coming from one side in this inbred civil war. From Trump. DeSantis is hurting everyone’s feelings by ignoring the whole thing and racking up W after W in Florida. Steve mighta mentioned that but he’s not the asshole I am, so I will handle this heavy lifting. This is all starting from one side, period. Mar A Lago, and not Tallahassee.
And while it’s kinda bloody on the interwebs - with salvos coming from both sides, it’s not symmetrical. We now hear that DeSantis is plotting to become Paul Ryan incarnate once he lies his way into the Oval Office. The founding of the Freedom Caucus in 2015 — and that four amazing years in Florida — were just a ruse so he can go full McConnell in the White House.
Wait a sec? I thought it was Trump who played 9D chess. Damn.
It’s a stupid theory, but it really is that bad out there in the cult world. The problem is this: about 20% of the Trump voter bloc is in the cult, and they assume that the other 80% is like them. I guess they think DeSantis voters came in from Mars or Mexico or Ukraine. Sorry, the DeSantis base is mostly part of the non-cult 80% of Trump voters. Not all of them, of course, but that’s where his support came from. I’m a two-time voter and a five-time donor to Trump. Was at J6. With four other 2X Trump voters . . . and I think we are all RDS now. We’re not from that other cult — the Never Trumps — who are just as batshit crazy as PermaTrump.
Consider: apparently we can’t criticize Trump on his shameless pimping of the Pfizer clot shot — even now — because he didn’t mandate it — and at the same time, we must disqualify Ron DeSantis because he had lunch with Paul Ryan in 2012.
Well calm down PermaTrumps - DeSantis won’t “mandate” Paul Ryan on you.
And besides, speaking of globalism, Trump is pro-ethanol, which is the main funding mechanism of the globalist DC establishment for decades. Trump is also pro-vaccine, the new main cash cow of the globalist cabal. And the biggest scummiest globalists of them all not named McConnell — Lindsey Graham — is a big Trumpie now.
Bring this up, and it’s no big deal because “Trump doesn’t pay attention to Lindsay” — but since Jeb photobombs DeSantis pressers, “we can’t trust Ron,” because Jeb will control him or something. I’m serious, it’s that stupid.
Well on that note, I’ll make this prediction. Trump can’t help himself and will continue slamming Heavy D. Heavy D will continue to ignore, and just keep winning. More of the non-cult 80% will slide towards Ron. The cult will get angrier and angrier. Trump will again go full Chuck Grassley on ethanol in Iowa, which plays right into Ron’s hands. Like Cruz, he will reject it, and he will win Iowa. Trump will win NH, because, well, who GAF — it’s weird NH, full of Democrats from NY, voting in the GOP primary.
They roll into SC . . . and Ron wins there, and they head to Florida. Trump will discover a sudden golf outing on the schedule, drop out of Florida, and Ron runs the table. Oh, and Haley, Pompeo, and whoever? Not relevant. 24 ain’t nuthin’ like 16. Something Trump won’t grasp til too late.
I’ll see myself out now.